Please remember to check this page regularly.
Asking for the member of the technology staff who keeps vandalising my ID login page. You and I are the only people with access to it, and I'll probably give lighter discipline if you come forward yourself.
Dahlia Miro, Head Scientist.
Black Samsung (I can't remember the exact version, sorry.), no case. I can manage without it, and there's nothing confidential on it, but I'd be great to have it back :)
Thanks in advance,
Victor Askelson, Secondary Researcher
EXODUS 1.0 should be fully working again, apologies for any panic caused by its malfunction. A dilation of approximately 3 months has been detected- new safety guidelines are in the process of being written, but for now please remember to stay inside the building.
Florence Lamia, Chief Technological Manager